Z: What’s a hipster?

Me: Why don’t you tell Z what a hipster is?

J: A hipster is a cultural locust.

Z: A cultural focussed?

Me: Locust.

Z: What’s that?

Me: Careful now.

J: It’s true.

Me: A hipster is a word for people who dress in a specific way, and, um –

Z: It’s also a kind of pet.

Me: That’s a hamster.