Z: What’s a hipster?
Me: Why don’t you tell Z what a hipster is?
J: A hipster is a cultural locust.
Z: A cultural focussed?
Me: Locust.
Z: What’s that?
Me: Careful now.
J: It’s true.
Me: A hipster is a word for people who dress in a specific way, and, um –
Z: It’s also a kind of pet.
Me: That’s a hamster.