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Little Dog Helps Big Dog Remember Peanut Butter

Me: Come on, dogs. Heartworm pill time.

Little Dog: Yay!

Big Dog: No.

Me: But it’s in peanut butter.

Big Dog: No.

Little Dog: We love peanut butter, remember?

Big Dog: I do not remember.

Little Dog: It was only a month ago. How can you not remember peanut butter?

Me: Please just try it.

Big Dog: No.

Me: You literally eat garbage. This is so much better than garbage.

Big Dog: It looks oozy. I do not like it.

Me: You ate vomit that one time. It was oozy.

Little Dog: Look, let’s just cut to the chase. I love peanut butter.

Big Dog: …

Little Dog: I’ll eat Big Dog’s pill for her.

Big Dog: Wait…

Little Dog: Taking one for the team, you know?

Big Dog: NO! DO NOT TOUCH IT! IT IS MY PEANUT BUTTER! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!

Little Dog: There we go.

Me: Well, Big Dog? What do you think?

Big Dog: I think I like peanut butter.

Me: Of course you do.

Little Dog: Whelp, this was fun. Let’s do it again next month.

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