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Big Dog Would Like Dinner, Please

Big Dog: I would like dinner, please.

Me: I know you’ve been locked up a lot today, Big Dog.  I do this thing with Little Dog to give her some action on days like this, wherein I give her a puzzle ball with her food in it, and she has to extricate it.  Sounds like fun, right?

Little Dog: I LOVE treat balls!

Big Dog: I would like dinner please.

Me: Here, Big Dog.  This is the remedial treat ball.  I’ve put some food in it.  What do you think?

Big Dog: I would like dinner, please.

Me: Look what happens if you roll it.

Big Dog: Food has magically appeared on the floor!  I like food!  Which reminds me: I would like dinner, please.

Little Dog: Man, I wish I wasn’t afraid of the kitchen.

Me: Here, I’ll do it again.  Watch carefully, and see what happens if you roll the ball, Big Dog.

Big Dog: Food has magically appeared on the floor AGAIN!  I like food!  Which reminds me…

Little Dog:  For the love of God…

Me: Let’s try this one more time, Big Dog.

Big Dog: …I would like dinner, please.

Me: Don’t you want to at least try the treat ball?

Little Dog: I want the treat ball.  I want it.  I waaaaaant it.

Me: Fine, Little Dog.  Have at.

Big Dog:  Holy smokes!  Now food is magically appearing all around Little Dog!  What is this crazy magic?

Little Dog:  You can have the food.  The work is its own reward, you know?

Big Dog: No.

Little Dog:  You should feed Big Dog.  She’s harshing my zen.

Big Dog:  All I know is that I would like dinner, please.

 

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Big Dog would like dinner, please

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