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In Loving Memory of Big Dog’s Perverse Sense of Humor

Big Dog: I am on the bed.

Me: Come cuddle, Big Dog.

Big Dog: I love to cuddle and I love the bed.

Little Dog: I wanna be on the bed. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be on the bed!

Me: Jump on up. You’ve got the hops.

Little Dog: I don’t have the hops.

Me: You jump on the couch all the time.

Little Dog: Yeah, but I’m not allowed to be up there.

Me: What’s that got to do with anything?

Little Dog: The allure of the forbidden pushes me to super-achieve.

Big Dog: I am here. Just me. On the bed.

Little Dog: GAAAAAAH! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be on the bed!

Me: You’re not helping, Big Dog.

Big Dog: I am on the bed.

Little Dog: I’m gonna howl.

Me: Oh all right, Little Dog, let me lift you up.

Little Dog: Oh happy day! Callooh callay! Look at us, Big Dog! You and me, together, on the bed!

Big Dog: I no longer want to be on the bed.

Little Dog: Hey, where are you going?

Big Dog: The living room.

Little Dog: GAAAAAAH! I wanna go to the living room!

Me: Then go already.

Little Dog: If I jump from this tremendous height, I could die!

Me: You’re not going to die.

Little Dog: You’re right. I’m gonna howl again until you lift me down again.

 

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  1. Just delightful!! Anyway, I called in here to leave my thanks for your recent decision to follow Learning from Dogs. Thank you!!

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