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Big Dog and Z Face Down Gastrointestinal Distress

Z: I threw up on the blanket.

Me: Aw, poor little guy.

Z: And the couch.

Me: Oh. Okay.

Z: And also in my shoes.

Me: Let me get the paper towels.

Big Dog: I too have thrown up.

Me: Oh no.

Big Dog: I threw up something I ate on the rug. But it was tasty, so I ate it again.

Me: Ugh.

Z: I think I am going to be sick again.

Big Dog: I too think I am going to be sick again.

Me: Quick, Z into the bathroom. Big Dog, away from the carpet.

Z: Too late.

Big Dog: Too late.

Z: I got it in your purse.

Big Dog: I got it on the rug again. But don’t worry, nice lady, I will clean up after myself.

Me: Big Dog, don’t touch that.

Big Dog: So tasty.


    • Oh no, not at all. They eat all sorts of nasty stuff. You know what else isn’t an urban legend? Apparently rats can work their way up through the sewer system and into your toilet. Happened to us once. I’ll have to do a post on that someday.

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