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Big Dog and the Purple Monster

Big Dog: Come quick, Little Dog! The Monster has returned!

Little Dog: What? Where?

Big Dog: Your roars do not scare me, fearsome Monster!

Little Dog: I’m ready for it!

Big Dog: I will defend hearth and home against your evil deeds! Are you with me, Little Dog?

Little Dog: I am! I am! Point me towards it!

Big Dog: I WILL DEFEAT YOU, PURPLE MONSTER!

Little Dog: I CAN’T SEE THE MONSTER! WHERE IS IT?

Big Dog: ARE YOU BLIND? IT IS RIGHT THERE!

Little Dog: BEHIND THE VACUUM CLEANER?

Me: Oh, come on, Big Dog.

Big Dog: ROAR AGAIN, PURPLE MONSTER! ROAR AGAIN!

Little Dog: I AM SO CONFUSED!

Me: Big Dog, get in the back.

Big Dog: NO!

Me: Yes.

Big Dog: NO!

Me: Yes.

Big Dog: MAKE ME!

Me: Fine.

Big Dog: NEXT TIME, MONSTER, NEXT TIME!

Me: We all good here, Little Dog?

Little Dog: Yeah, I guess so, except Big Dog says that there’s a monster, maybe behind the vacuum cleaner, maybe in it somewhere, I don’t know, I never got a straight answer. Think we should do something about that?

Me: I’ve got this one under control.

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Big Dog attempts to squeeze her body into the sun spot.  As you can tell from the expression on her face, she is mightily concerned about the shutter.

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