Little Dog: So where have you been, Big Dog?
Big Dog: Out.
Little Dog: Out where?
Me: We’ve been with the dog trainer.
Little Dog: Ooooh, exotic!
Big Dog: It was much fun.
Me: Big Dog is working on improving herself.
Little Dog: I am jealous!
Big Dog: You should be.
Little Dog: So what did you do?
Big Dog: I walked.
Little Dog: Walked?
Big Dog: Up and down the street. Many times.
Little Dog: Um, okay. That sounds…
Big Dog: Fun. It was fun.
Little Dog: Sure, fun, right. And then what?
Big Dog: Then we ran up and down the street.
Little Dog: No kidding.
Big Dog: Sometimes backwards.
Little Dog: Huh.
Big Dog: Many times.
Little Dog: Anything else?
Big Dog: I jumped up on a bench.
Little Dog: You jumped on a bench.
Big Dog: At the park. I jumped up. I jumped down. I jumped up. I jumped down. I jumped…
Little Dog: But why?
Big Dog: Why?
Little Dog: Yeah, why?
Big Dog: Because.
Little Dog: Because why?
Big Dog: There is no why to jumping on benches.
Me: Like Yoda says, Little Dog…
Little Dog: Do or do not, there is no why?
Big Dog: Yes!
Little Dog: That’s not how that goes, and also, WTF.
Me: It’s all about your mindset.
Little Dog: So I wouldn’t like this dog trainer business, is what you’re saying.
Me: Probably not.