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Big Dog and the Couch

Me: What do you think you’re doing?

Big Dog: I am sleeping on the couch.

Me: What have I said about that?

Big Dog: I don’t remember.

Me: I said don’t do it.

Big Dog: Don’t do what?

Me: Don’t sleep on the couch.

Big Dog: Oh.

Me: Get off the couch.

Big Dog: Okey doke.

Me: Wait, Big Dog, what are you doing?

Big Dog: I am getting on the couch.

Me: We literally just talked about this, Big Dog. Also, I’m standing right here.

Big Dog: I see you.

Me: What did I just say about that?

Big Dog: About what?

Me: About sleeping on the couch. What did I just say about that?

Big Dog: I don’t remember.

Me: I said don’t do it.

Big Dog: Don’t do what?

Me: Sleep on the couch.

Big Dog: Oh.

Me: Get off the goddamn couch.

Big Dog: Okey doke.

Little Dog: The key, Big Dog, is to do it stealthy-like, when no one’s around. If a tree falls in a forest, amirite?

Me: What are you talking about? I catch you on the couch all the time.

Little Dog: REM sleep impairs my stealthiness.

Me: You have no stealthiness, Little Dog.

Little Dog: Think of all other the times I might be getting away with it.

Me:

Little Dog: It’s a lot of times is all I’m saying. Say, look over there.

Me: Goddamn it, Big Dog, what did I just say about that?

Big Dog: I don’t remember.

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